It might not be healthy ...

... how much I want to complain today.

'Where are your music biographies?'
'Down stairs under the bust of Beethoven'
man wanders back out the door.

'My husband is replacing his hardcover fantasy collection with a nook so here are three bags of books for you look through.'
'That is all you want? Do you want to make me an offer on the rest?'

'I am looking for 4 specific books and I don't know the names or authors, but can you help me with a few fragments of information like - he always reminds me of Patrick O'Brien and it is a recent E B White biography too new for you to have?'

'Would you be interested in my copy of Buzz Aldren's signed biography?'
'No'
'Yeah, it is kind of spendy.'

Do you really need to stand in my stair well to order your lunch?

'We've come to say hi to the cat.'

Humph.