DTMF

I sometimes read the Dan Savage advice page in the stranger. Often one of the concepts or bits of advice that comes up in regards to relationships is to "Dump The Mother Fucker. " Now if we apply the idea that we as a bookstore are in a relationship with our customers and we sought advice from the Savage Love column (or others perhaps) what would they say? Likely as a whole it is on a line but certainly as individuals there would be many who rate the DTMF advice. As I sit here I have to ask WTF. A thing that happens is the lone customer leaves a second before or after the lone customer comes in. None of whom buy anything but keep me here all but a prisoner. This is a fucking waste.