You can't give me a deal on this one?

she asks about the $6 trade paperback in her hand as she bends it open so far that the spine breaks and the pages are now coming out.
No. I can't give you a deal ... It is a $13 book new (same edition) and you can't buy it anywhere else for less than $10.
I should exercise the 'you break it you bought it rule,' but I am going to be resentful about the incident instead.
The smell of her horrid perfume won't go away.
I expected a scathing review on Yelp soon.
Sweet.

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